Thursday, April 17, 2014

Looking forward to: Analysis of the Orange Is The New Black Season 2 trailer





"This is not how I imagined prison to be"
^ understatement of the century




Things we learned from this trailer:

-Piper (aka "Lone Wolf") is going to be in solitary confinement.
-A woman from Red's past named "V"joins the prison and looks like she'll be raising Hell
-"Crazy Eyes" and "V" look like they're going to get along though!
-Officer Bennett has "the power" and he's using it to yell at inmates
-Daya is scared
-Poussey is really sad in the library
-Taystee made a new friend
-Sister Ingalls is sick
-"a storm is coming"
-someone is getting shot
-Piper is pissed about something again
-Pornstache has douchey sunglasses:







Questions for this season:
What is Pennsatucky's fate? Is she dead? How long will Piper be punished for her little meltdown? Who's throat is she threatening to rip out? Who is Red's old friend "V"? Will "Crazy Eyes" finally get the loving she deserves??? What will happen to Daya now that she's pregnant? How long will her and Bennett's relationship last? Is Bennett going to turn into a douchebag? What's wrong with Sister Ingalls? Why is she on a hospital bed? WHY WAS THERE ONLY ONE SHOT OF ALEX IN THE TRAILER? Also: WHY IS THERE ONLY ONE SHOT OF FLAWLESS SOPHIA IN THE TRAILER? What barber does Pornstache go to and why are they allowed to stay in business? Will we ever see Miss Claudette again?? Who is getting out of the prison this season?





The entire Season 2 of Orange Is The New Black will available for viewing on Netflix on June 6th!

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